OH MY

this is a slight deviation from my usual happy-go-lucky topic matter, BUT
I just witness the longest pee in all history. The anonymous pee-er was already peeing when I walked into the bathroom. I chose my stall, put paper on the seat, did my thing, and washed my hands, and when I was done this person WAS STILL PEEING. I swear to god, she peed for about a minute and a half. My first thought was that maybe she was a slightly*cough* larger person (you know... bigger stomach, bigger bladder. maybe?), but as the peeing continued I started to think maybe it wasn't a "she" after all. I mean, women can only hold for so long. the world over knows we have tiny bladders. Anyway, when this person finally exited the stall (full disclosure: she had to flush MULTIPLE TIMES. for a PEE!), it was indeed a more 'manly' woman. Though I'm not prepared to say a man. Just a more masculine woman. Which makes it all the more ponderous.